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          1. 临近考试发朋友圈的搞笑说说

            来源:www.buymbtshoesnow.com 时间: 2019-11-04 所属栏目: 考试说说 人气: 0

            1、整个学期全荒废,临近考试全心碎,一周时间全没睡,考试之前全在背,走进考场全崩溃,拿到卷子全流泪,背的东西全不考,考的东西全不会。

            2、有一种无奈,叫考后必挂科……

            3、考试不及格,Because。我低调 。

            4、考试作弊,错,那不叫作弊,那叫参考。

            5、等到历史考试的时候,历史将会被我改写!

            6、学霸们差不多得了,别考的太脱离群众。

            7、读书为了考试,考试为了分数,分数为了炫耀。

            8、这次考试本想咸鱼翻身的。。结果特么的粘锅了....

            9、世界上最遥远的距离,不是生与死的距离,而是快要考试了,别人在复习,自己在预习。

            10、考试和小三的性质都是一样的,旨在破坏家庭和谐。

            11、监考老师+地理位置+附近战友友善度=考试分数。

            12、成绩就像滑滑梯,爬上去很难,滑下来不过一瞬间。

            13、考试千万别作弊,作弊千万别被抓,被抓千万别招供。

            14、考试不翻书,简直是头猪,做弊不要慌,逮到就要装。

            15、有人考试靠实力,有人考试靠视力,我考试靠想象力。

            16、学不进去、玩不痛快、睡不踏实、吃的还特多——考试。

            17、考试不及格不是我的错、是出卷老师出了一些我不会的题。

            18、过(guo)与挂(gua)的区别是听到成绩以后是哦(o)还是啊(a)。

            19、话说这次考试想掩埋一下实力但我顿时发现我掩埋的太深了。

            20、考试作弊的胆子要大一些,要敢于作弊,不能像小女人一样。

            21、我要稳稳的分数能抵挡考试的残酷在成堆学霸里能有个归宿。

            22、学习就学习呗,怎么还考试?!怎么人和人之间一点信任都没有!

            23、小学上课费嘴,初中上课费笔,高中上课费脑,大学上课费流量。

            24、看一题考一题,缘分??;蒙一题对一题,运气??;横批:多做无益。

            25、别跟我提考试考得怎么样,我只能说,我把答案抄得满满的一试卷。

            26、过一天看一本,效率??;考一门过一门,实力??;横批:突击成才!

            27、当我考试遇到不会的题的时候,我就要越过它,但我发现根本停不下来!

            28、不挂科,我所欲也;不复习,亦我所欲也。两者不可得兼,我了个去也!

            29、考前当学霸,幸福一寒假。上网一时爽,期末火葬场?!氯逖?。

            30、考试前两周;事在人为,考试前两天:一切随缘,考完之后:重在参与嘛。

            31、考试是指行为人以强迫他人读书为目的,以书面形式摧残他人身心的行为。

            32、人间最痛苦的不是生与死的离别而是就要考试了别人正在复习而我正在预习。

            33、先是期中考试,再是家长会,然后是光棍节,这就叫事业,亲情,爱情的全面崩盘。

            34、期末考试怎么办?贾斯汀比伯说的好:背呗,背呗,背呗…哦~背呗,背呗

            35、考试,老师的法宝。成绩,学生的命根。您的法宝我不在乎,我的命根您别管!

            36、考场。见同窗。共悲伤。如此成绩,无脸见爹娘。待到成绩发榜日,楼顶上,富士康。

            "小编整理不易,小礼物走一走,万分感谢!"
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