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          1. 关于放假的个性搞笑说说

            来源:www.buymbtshoesnow.com 时间: 2019-09-05 所属栏目: 放假说说 人气: 0

            1.这年头,手上没有几十张试卷都不好意思跟别人说学校放假。

            2.所谓放假就是,家里遭嫌,出门没钱,每天特闲。

            3.放假时,我醒了,不代表我起床了;上学时,我起床了,不代表我醒了。

            4.中国的放假原则,欠了的终归是要还的!

            5.放假的时候发烧都会坚持上网,上课的时候打个喷嚏都会觉得是癌症晚期。

            6.世界上最近的距离,放假到开学;世界上最远的距离,开学到放假。

            7.“上学你带了什么”?“一颗随时准备放假的心”

            8.大家都在研究开学怎样进门最帅,我已经在研究什么时候放假了。

            9.五四运动为什么爆发?因为五一放假只有三天。

            10.放假的意义就在于,一个说不起就不起的早晨,一个说不睡就不睡的深夜和一个说不出门就不出门的白天。

            11.从前有群人一起放假,现在这群人放假的时间都不一样了。

            12.放假靠祖宗,??慰刻ǚ?。

            13.最鄙视那些一放假就出去玩的人,我只想送给他们四个字:请带上我。

            14.你若军训,便是晴天,你若放假,便是作业连连。

            15.躺在床上玩手机,一想到放假了好久了还没有碰过书,我就啪的抽了自己一耳光,TM的玩个手机还分心。

            16.我对放假的概念就是:我的充电器从来没闲过。

            17.读书的时候觉得不怎么擅长学习,放假以后发现原来玩也不太在行。

            18.“放假你快乐吗?”“只有快,没有乐?!?

            19.留几年的长发五分钟就剪完,学几年的知识一放假就忘光。

            20.“关闭放假模式,正式开启学霸模式!”“对不起,您的配置太低,无法启动该功能”

            21.放假以后,学神在刷难题,学霸在刷作业,学渣在刷动态。

            22.作业加载失败,请学校重新放假。

            23.放假再无聊,我也不愿上学;就像爱你再无助,我也不愿放手。

            24.“放假了,是否激动?”“恩,可作业会让你更激动!”

            25.现在的放假,暑假放得和寒假一样,寒假放得和国庆一样,国庆放得和五一一样,五一放得和周末一样,周末放得和没放一样,总结,放假就跟放屁一样。

            26.放假了才发现,只有爱你的人才会和你保持联系。

            27.“感觉自己和放假之前一样轻盈啊”“说人话”“作业没写”

            28.对我们来说,放假就是换了个地方写作业。

            29.这年头,放假真不容易,清明节放假还是沾老祖宗的光。

            30.上课是为了下课,上学是为了放假。没有这么伟大的心念支持着,都不敢想象我是怎么有勇气来学校。

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